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November 1, 2001

 

Say What?

I collect quotes. One entire shelf of my reference library is filled with books of quotations -- from the obvious suspects, such as Bartlett's and Bergen Evans' to obscure little pamphlets like The Man In Lincoln's Nose (a book of film quotes and, not so coincidentally, the original title for North by Northwest) and Twang!, a collection of quotations by country stars.

As a writer, I tend to think of them as tools, but I suspect that's just my way of justifying my obsession with them. After all, lots of writers get along just fine without resorting to quotation. Wasn't it Emerson who said, "Forget quotations! Tell me what you know."

But I get great satisfaction from seeing how greater minds than mine have coped with the same problems I must struggle with articulating -- and I get a kind of childish pleasure out of being paid the same quarter per word for quoting someone else that I would get for thinking up my own words.

Besides who can resist the sheer meanness of Sir Thomas Beecham's "No operatic star has yet died soon enough to satisfy me"? Or Beethoven's put-down of a violinist who dared question the difficulty of a particular passage: "When I composed that, I was conscious of being inspired by God Almighty. Do you think I can consider your puny little fiddle when He speaks to me?"

Sometimes I love a quote because it simply says everything that can be said on a subject -- and its attribution merely adds the undeniable whiff of authority, such as John Cage's comment, "When we separate music from life we get art." Along those lines, I particularly cherish Noel Coward's observation that "People are wrong when they say the opera isn’t what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That’s what’s wrong with it."

Sometimes, quotes are a way of getting to the heart of a composer. After years of listening to John Dowland's lachrymal love songs, I stumbled upon the perfect summation of his artistic life -- deliciously offered by himself: "I was more true to Love than Love to me." And who -- after struggling through the lyrical thickets of "Visions of Johanna" -- "The fiddler, he now steps to the road/He writes 'Ev'rything's been returned which was owed'/On the back of the fish truck that loads/While my conscience explodes." -- would disagree with Dylan's own assessment, "Chaos is a friend of mine"?

Some quotes surprise you. "Music sometimes brings tears to my eyes . . . I'm not ashamed to admit it," said Mussolini. And some make you shudder. "Without the loudspeaker, we would never have conquered Germany," declared Adolf Hitler.

Sometimes a good quote can take you straight to the heart of a performer. Dolly Parton, one of the more hard-headed businesspeople in Nashville, got straight to the point when she said, "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde." (In a different interview, she addressed her style, "You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap!")

But when I most love a quotation is when it expands my knowledge of a favorite musician -- when it lets me feel I actually know him or her. For instance, everybody knows that Duke Ellington said "Music is my mistress" -- a thought that, while apt, was hardly one that told me much about the Duke as opposed to any other lifelong musician.

But that's just part of the quote -- in its delightful entirety, in the introduction to his autobiography, one gets to experience Ellington's urbane wit and courtly charm: "Running through the jungle, the jungle of 'oohs' and 'ahs,' searching for a more agreeable noise, I live a life of primitivity with the mind of a child and an unquenchable thirst for sharps and flats. The more consonant, the more appetizing and delectable they are. Cacophony is hard to swallow. Living in a cave, I am almost a hermit, but there is a difference, for I have a mistress. Lovers have come and gone, but only my mistress stays. She is beautiful and gentle. She waits on me hand and foot. She is a swinger. She has grace. To hear her speak, you can't believe your ears. She is ten thousand years old. She is as modern as tomorrow, a brand new woman every day, and as endless as time mathematics. Living with her is a labyrinth of ramifications. I look forward to her every gesture.

"Music is my mistress and she plays second fiddle to no one."

That's pure Duke Ellington -- nothing I could say would reveal half as much about the man. And that's what I love about quotes.

...Wes Phillips
wes@onhifi.com


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